Staying on the road with bungee cords.

Richard Gordon

March 17, 2017, Cedar Lake, Ouachita National Forest, Oklahoma, USA

In the race to see who ages faster, we or our now 7 year old travel trailer, the trailer seems to be winning, held together indefinitely by duct tape. We buy the everyman version known as Duck tape because it comes in many colors which show less when we tape something. Duck tape is marvelous to hold together the cover of our air conditioner or a bandage on Fred. (Duct tape, unlike the regular bandage tape meant for use on humans, doesn’t pull out fur when removed, and he can’t bite through it.)

Unlike duck tape however, bungee cords not only come in brighter colors and pleasing patterns, but don’t leave marks when replaced. So we keep a good supply of all sizes on hand, much like our bandage supply for us and the pets.Bungee

Actually, it was our escape artist cat, Klinger (who should have been named Houdini), who taught us the value of bungee cords. He outwitted us for years with his charges through the open door underfoot, flying from the bar counter, sneaking from under my computer lab bench or an exiting dog, opening the screen door slider (just another cat door to him), and when we put on a latch, throwing his body against the door to transiently warp it enough to fly out. But one bungee cord, knotted to sufficient tension, finally defeated him. Now Klinger is a well travelled and very expensive cat, having stayed at the Toronto Feline Hilton en route to rejoin us in Disneyland after one deft escape into the talons of an eagle. Bungee cords are cheaper.

Klinger of course has nothing more to do all day than plot his escapes, awake or in his dreams (he sleeps a lot, except when we do). His latest success was learning how to open a window screen. Being hairless apes, we scratched our heads but finally recalled The Bungee Solution. The metal prairie rose (by our friend Steve McGrew) anchors a bungee cord to the screen now. Enough about our cat. This was supposed to be about our trailer. Anything not secured manages to meander to the opposite end of our trailer unless it’s tied down – via bungee cords. The metal stair, needed on those ungraded hilltop RV sites, and our portable microscope, are battened down.

One essential bungee cord keeps our red, white and blue towels from plunging into the toilet, which must be kept open for, you guessed it: the cat, who is toilet trained. Leaving and returning to Canada is a cold experience due to our government’s 6 month and a day bed check rule, so we keep the trailer bathroom warm for Klinger with a vent pad, held in place by – a bungee cord.

Of course, on rough roads our kitchen drawers always fling open, now kept closed by a cleverly placed bungee cord. Note the counter balance on the sink door, so that the knobs aren’t pulled out. But au contraire, when we’re parked, especially on one of those sites tilting us port, the drawer won’t stay out while we put away the silverware, so another bungee cord comes to the rescue. The tall Sodastream bottles in the door leave us with a narrow shelf, good for cheese and sausage.

The other crash, into the bathroom sink, is now also a fond event from our past.

Medicine cabinet

One bungee cord keeps the computer lock away from the mouse, and doubles to restrain the battery backup from scooting to the floor while en route.

That takes care of the interior of the trailer, for now. Outside a bungee cord holds the power cord up away from wandering ants, though a ring of Vaseline is still sometimes needed. On our roof are four solar panels, protected, when needed, from hailstones by Styrofoam panels, held in place by bungee cords. A too sharp turn once severed the power cord from the trailer to our workhorse pickup truck. The replacement didn’t quite match, and is held in place by bungee cords. Inside the truck’s cap, our travelling garage, bungee cords keep the spare propane tank, bikes and lawn chair from rattling around. On the side of the cap, two bungee cords suspend our pick axe, so it doesn’t crash to our toes. A bungee cord also helps secure our canoe.

The original bungee cord was a 1930s elastic cord for launching a glider. If we outlast our trailer, our earthbound spaceship, perhaps someday it will be replaced it by an airborne trailer towed by an aircar. Undoubtedly it, too, will be held together with bungee cords (and duck tape).


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